I challenge the conventional understanding of Romance theme vowels (TVs) as universally identifying conjugation classes. and advance a unified and classless synchronic analysis of phi-feature exponence in Fiuman. an endangered Venetian variety spoken in Rijeka/Fiume. Croatia. https://www.roneverhart.com/1915-Old-Taylor-Bourbon-Bottled-1933-Prohibition-Bottling-Quart-low-fill/